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SMUG ALERT: Glen Beck is an Alien
Hey, Glenn Beck—can’t say we’re sad to see your chalk-dust-laden, conspiracy-theory-factory reign on Fox News end.  We’re not going to miss your doughy face, nor are we going to miss you smugly staring down the nose of your reading glasses while filling up chalkboards with more incongruent schemes of worldwide apocalypse than Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind. 
Your insistence on using blackboards, abacuses and black and white TVs as a means to convey your delusional paranoia might be the only thing smugger than flaming the fears of uneducated masses of Americans for millions of dollars in personal wealth.

SMUG ALERT: Glen Beck is an Alien

Hey, Glenn Beck—can’t say we’re sad to see your chalk-dust-laden, conspiracy-theory-factory reign on Fox News end.  We’re not going to miss your doughy face, nor are we going to miss you smugly staring down the nose of your reading glasses while filling up chalkboards with more incongruent schemes of worldwide apocalypse than Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind. 

Your insistence on using blackboards, abacuses and black and white TVs as a means to convey your delusional paranoia might be the only thing smugger than flaming the fears of uneducated masses of Americans for millions of dollars in personal wealth.

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