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SMUG ALERT: Douchebag, Ph.D.

I have a story I wanted to share with your blog.  
I was just walking back to my car from class and had to cross the professor’s parking lot to get to the student lot. As I was walking, I came across an older man getting into his car and I noticed that his coffee was still on his car’s roof. I’ve done this before and really appreciate it when someone warns me that I’m about to drive off with my drink on the roof. So, why not pay it forward, right?
"Hey mister, you.." 
[In the most condescending tone I have ever heard] ”NO! It’s not mister, it’s Doctor!!”
"Oh, sorry Doctor … nevermind." 
So I just stood there and watched as DOCTOR Asshole throws his Camry in reverse, spilling his FULL cup of coffee all over his windshield and window. Dr. Asshole then flashes me a look that could only be a look of remorse mixed with anger. He probably realized that I was just trying to help but was pissed that I decided not to. The smug fuck didn’t even get out of the car, he just sped off.

How dare you call him “Mister.”  Dr. Asshole didn’t spend seven years in college so he could be spoken to like regular folk.
 

SMUG ALERT: Douchebag, Ph.D.

I have a story I wanted to share with your blog.  

I was just walking back to my car from class and had to cross the professor’s parking lot to get to the student lot. As I was walking, I came across an older man getting into his car and I noticed that his coffee was still on his car’s roof. I’ve done this before and really appreciate it when someone warns me that I’m about to drive off with my drink on the roof. So, why not pay it forward, right?

"Hey mister, you.."

[In the most condescending tone I have ever heard] ”NO! It’s not mister, it’s Doctor!!”

"Oh, sorry Doctor … nevermind."

So I just stood there and watched as DOCTOR Asshole throws his Camry in reverse, spilling his FULL cup of coffee all over his windshield and window. Dr. Asshole then flashes me a look that could only be a look of remorse mixed with anger. He probably realized that I was just trying to help but was pissed that I decided not to. The smug fuck didn’t even get out of the car, he just sped off.

How dare you call him “Mister.”  Dr. Asshole didn’t spend seven years in college so he could be spoken to like regular folk.

 

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