SMUG ALERT: Manti Te’o, The One-Upper
Nobody likes a One-Upper. What is a One-Upper you say? A One-Upper is somebody who must constantly one-up everyone else. Everything you do, they do better. Everything you have, they have something that is better. Every embarrassing story about you that goes viral, they have something far more embarrassing that goes viral.
Anyway, pretty smug of Manti Te’o to one-up Lance Armstrong and steal the spotlight off his embarrassing doping admission with his more embarrassing third grade-esque “I have a girlfriend, she just goes to another school,” prank on the entire United States of America.