Oh look, I found the most pretentious place on earth.
Going green doesn’t make you any less of an asshole. And it definitely doesn’t give you the right to steal electricity.
SMUG ALERT: Female Neckbeard Teaches Her Daughter How To Be Smug
So, a mom posts a picture of a sign that she wrote, stating what is, assumedly, her own views, and passing it off as her young daughter’s opinion? Great way to show that she’s teaching her daughter to think for herself. Bonus points for praising her own parenting and the incredibly sanctimonious tone.
SMUG ALERT: Ever See a Smug Parent Get Knocked Unconscious On Halloween?
Clip-art has been the silver lining to almost all of the terrible moments in my life. Indeed, nothing softens the “your kid is a fat fuck” blow quite like a festive jack-o-lantern.
SMUG ALERT: John Lennon’s “Imagine”
John Lennon giving us the divine wisdom that we should all just wish away bad people and evil in the world. Possibly the most saccharine, hyperbolic POS to masquerade as a hit song. Horrible. Imagine no possessions … I wonder if HE could.
SMUG ALERT: Last-Second Lane Merger Guy
This is Justin. He just saved himself 10 seconds by refusing to merge with other traffic until the very last second before the lane he’s driving in closes.
SMUG ALERT: Artisan Bread Expert
Beatrice bakes her own bread, which is “so much healthier than any of that store-bought crap”. Unfortunately, this means she eats at least twice as much of it.
SMUG ALERT: This Girl
Jasmine spent two hours this morning making herself look like she ‘just got out of bed, but, you know, in like a deliberate way, like I meant it, you know?’
SMUG ALERT: It’s a Plaid-Off
The guy in the middle is sittin’ there all smug with a “this dude ain’t got shit on my plaid” look.
SMUG ALERT: Smug Cat Accused Of Hijacking Toilet Paper Roll
This pic was sent in by one of our readers who explained that, “this is a pic of my smug cat after he stole some toilet paper and hid it in his house.”
My Response: As a cat lawyer, you present nothing but circumstantial evidence. Clearly, my client was upstairs the entire time and knows nothing about your unsupported allegations.